What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:43

Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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From Russia With Love
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?